Wednesday, August 19, 2009

My, My, My, My Music Hits Me So Hard ...

For those of you who didn't start singing the song in your head, I'm either impressed at your will to resist or offended and feel very old.

So yes, Now that you're all likely singing along (can't touch this...) I can start yapping (break it down...) about how frickin' excited I am about Top Chef and the finale of Top Chef Masters! I feel getting getting my knives out to be sharpened and skim though my cookbooks for refreshers. (Stop! Hammer time...)

I can't help myself. I love the competitions and the creativity. Plus, it gives me ideas and makes me really want to step up my skills in the kitchen. I swear Ralphie May (comedian who you should look up in case you haven't heard of him) had it right when he said food shows and Food Network is like watching porn. (neh, neh, neh-neh) One moment you're just sitting there and then you're getting urges to have exactly what you're seeing on the screen.

Okay fine... (Can't touch this!)


Chele76 said...

the song was stuck in my head before I even got past the title. I guess it's an alternative from Charlie 3 and Detachable Penis that Tam and I have been poking with. lol

Hit 40 said...

The food network is like watching porn? Love it. I do love good food but I would not compare my blender to a vibrator.

Dizzy Vizzy said...

LOL - I have heard that analogy before - more along the lines of - "you see things on screen that look tempting but you will probably never follow through and do it."

Can't Touch This!!!