Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Return of The Crotch Venom

So apparently every time you have Twilight fans or Twilight Moms in a room, the subject of crotch venom is brought up. This past Sunday I got together a group of area TwilightMoms for brunch in NYC and of course, "Does Crotch Venom Sparkle?" came up (teehee. Came up... teehee) in conversation. The funny thing, the question is still being brought up, discussed and giggled over.

So, now I pose that question for you to ponder and giggle about.

Yeah, try to reread those books now with that quesiton in mind.

Better yet, ponder this: If you're in a dark room and shine a bright flashlight on Edward, would that turn him into a disco ball?


Dizzy Vizzy said...

LOL - disco ball!! Bright & shiny object!!

Being serious now - doe vampires only sparkle in the sunshine or does artificial light (flashlight) cause it too? Because then wouldn't all the Cullens sparkle in school?

BeeOhVee said...

I'm not sure actually. I don't think it's ever been explained. I'm assuming it's a super bright light source like the sun--or a really strong flahslight (like ones cops use to shine in your eyes at night) in the a dark room. Teehee.