Happy Triskaidekaphobia Day!

Hey everyone. I just realized today is one of the most fun days to mess with people. It's Friday, 13th! Happy Triskaidekaphobia Day!

Today is the perfect day to walk around and do all sorts of things to make people feel nervous. I just wish I had tap shoes. I would so start dancing around every crack in New York City. Ooh perhaps I can round up every black cat I can find and walk them all on leashes. Ah well for now I suppose I'll just have to settle for trying to get my hands on a beat up hockey mask.

Wow. Today's a bad luck day and tomorrow's Valentine's Day. There HAS to be some kind of cosmic joke there.